Summer fun. Morty enjoying nature…

…and Rick dying of hayfever.
Vampires can only drink someone’s blood if it’s compatible with theirs.
As such all vampire attacks, as well as unnatural strength and dark magics, now involve dragging blood testing equipment around and waiting up to 2 weeks for the results.
dont get all ur social and political views off of one-sentence tumblr text posts with no depth or explanation
how am i supposed to take this advice then

“Loaf” is my favourite material state of pigeon.
“Loaf” is my favorite state for anything.